Total Medals Earned: 1,168 (From 189 different games.) Total Medal Score: 19,190 Points
Medals Earned: 14/18 (300/500 points)
Make Gretel walk for the first time.
Obtain the slingshot
Shoot mom in the face
Get Bee Death
Get Spider Death
Get the clock
Get Dad Carriage Death
Get Axe Death
Kill Hansel
Get Rabbit Death
Get Crow Death
Trap the squirrel
Solve clock puzzle
Get all 10 stones
Take 200 shots with the slingshot
Get Fire Death
Drop all ten stones
Get all 10 deaths
Medals Earned: 4/30 (20/190 points)
Step on the trap
Get the pit death
Try and cross the swamp without Hansel
Pet the teddy
Race the wolf... and lose
Get crushed
Rescue Gretel
Teach hansel how to fly
Be too greedy
Suffer the stickman's wrath
Give a dog a bone
Get Hansel to eat the scissors
Disrespect your elders
Beat a dead horse
Keep both dinner guests alive
Reveal the bridge
Slay the beast
Get cut
Go for a swim
Solve the weather puzzle
Give Rufus back his hat
Free Emma
Complete the game
Beat the game after getting all the deaths
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 4/8 (90/300 points)
Scare all the people out of the house
Reach maximum atmosphere
Freak out 5 people at once
All lights swinging at once
Cause 10 suicides
Possess every item
Use every possessable ability
Medals Earned: 4/7 (25/110 points)
First time explode the zombie
Win 14 level
Win 27 level
Medals Earned: 4/6 (45/80 points)
You died
First boss defeated
Second boss defeated
Final boss defeated
Finished the game on hard
Medals Earned: 2/4 (105/140 points)
What a quick game!
you are a beach boy!!!
a classic rockstar's end
so what is the typical holiday like?
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/150 points)
Grab the bag!
Form an alliance.
Defeat Glimmer
You call that a kiss?
Defeat Cato
Medals Earned: 2/5 (15/70 points)
Survive 100m!
Survive an impressive 200m!
Survive an unbelievable 300m!
Medals Earned: 6/10 (55/150 points)
Give a lot of money to the IRS
Read about Christine
Kill the boss
Win the game
Buy every upgrade
Earn 5 million dollars without firing a shot.
Win without losing a life
Medals Earned: 4/14 (30/505 points)
Commit suicide 15 times
Die 50 times
Die 100 times
Die 200 times
You could have white teeth by now
Die 500 times
Die 1000 times, put down your keyboard and go outside
2 hours of gameplay
Finish under 30 minutes, but I guess you're used to that
you're glitching the game, aren't you? Right? RIGHT!?